Mr Hankey's RULE 34: CAT DILDO 2XL: |11.75 Inches
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is an imaginative and bold creation inspired by the infamous 34th rule of the internet. This handcrafted fantasy dildo brings a playful twist to your collection, merging internet humour with premium quality and functional design. Featuring a smooth, tapered body and feline-inspired accents, it’s perfect for those looking to add a touch of whimsy to their pleasure.
Perfect for Adventurous Users
Whether you’re embracing your inner cat enthusiast or exploring new dimensions of play, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo offers a uniquely satisfying experience. The tapered design allows for comfortable insertion, while the ergonomic curves deliver intense sensations. It's perfect for solo or partnered use, adding excitement and humor to every session.
Key Features:
Feline-Inspired Design: Includes cat-like details, from its tapered and textured “tip” to the wrinkles all around, we aim to deliver an anatomically accurate dildo with a twist
Balanced Dimensions: 8 inches of insertable length, a circumference of 6 inches near the head, and 7.5 inches at the base.
Textured, Bulbus Shape: Inspired by the shape of some of our best sellers like the Atlas’ shape and the Horny Rhino’s texture.
Choose the Purr-fect Size That Fits Your Fantasy
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is available in four versatile sizes— Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL—designed to cater to every level of experience and preference. Whether you’re new to fantasy toys or an advanced size-play enthusiast, this feline-inspired creation offers a tailored fit for all.
Medium: Perfect for exploring the world of fantasy play, the Small size offers approachable dimensions while retaining the lifelike textures and playful design that make this toy unique.
Large: Balanced and versatile, the Large size is ideal for users seeking a step up from beginner toys, offering satisfying depth and textured sensations for immersive solo or partnered play.
XL: For those who enjoy bold size and adventurous exploration, the XL size delivers enhanced fullness and deeper penetration, making it a favorite among experienced users.
2XL: Crafted for size enthusiasts craving extreme depth and girth, the 2XL size pushes the boundaries of pleasure. It’s the ultimate choice for collectors and advanced players looking to challenge their limits.
RULE 34: CAT DILDO - 2XL
Circumference near head (rim): 8.75"/22.23cm
Circumference near middle: 13.25"/33.66cm
Circumference near base: 11.5"/29.21cm
Overall length: 15"/38.10cm
Insertable length: 11.75"/29.85cm
Texture: muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding
Strapon Ring Size: N/A
Crafted with Premium Silicone
At Mr. Hankey’s Toys, we are committed to crafting products that are both fun and functional. The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is made from 100% platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, ensuring body-safe use and durability. Whether you’re a collector of whimsical sexual fantasy toys or a connoisseur of fine silicone, this feline-inspired piece is built to impress.
Custom Firmness Options:
40% Soft: For a lifelike, pliable feel.
75% Soft: Balanced for those seeking a playful bounce and structure.
Medium Firm: Perfect for those desiring consistent pressure.
Extra Firm: For bold users looking for an intense experience.
Easy Maintenance for Lasting Fun
Keep your Rule 34: Cat Dildo in top condition with simple care tips:
Use Water-Based Lubricants: Ensure a smooth and seamless glide.
Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every use.
Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium quality.
Whether you’re embracing your inner cat enthusiast or exploring new dimensions of play, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo offers a uniquely satisfying experience. The tapered design allows for comfortable insertion, while the ergonomic curves deliver intense sensations. It's perfect for solo or partnered use, adding excitement and humor to every session.
Key Features:
Feline-Inspired Design: Includes cat-like details, from its tapered and textured “tip” to the wrinkles all around, we aim to deliver an anatomically accurate dildo with a twist
Balanced Dimensions: 8 inches of insertable length, a circumference of 6 inches near the head, and 7.5 inches at the base.
Textured, Bulbus Shape: Inspired by the shape of some of our best sellers like the Atlas’ shape and the Horny Rhino’s texture.
Choose the Purr-fect Size That Fits Your Fantasy
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is available in four versatile sizes— Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL—designed to cater to every level of experience and preference. Whether you’re new to fantasy toys or an advanced size-play enthusiast, this feline-inspired creation offers a tailored fit for all.
Medium: Perfect for exploring the world of fantasy play, the Small size offers approachable dimensions while retaining the lifelike textures and playful design that make this toy unique.
Large: Balanced and versatile, the Large size is ideal for users seeking a step up from beginner toys, offering satisfying depth and textured sensations for immersive solo or partnered play.
XL: For those who enjoy bold size and adventurous exploration, the XL size delivers enhanced fullness and deeper penetration, making it a favorite among experienced users.
2XL: Crafted for size enthusiasts craving extreme depth and girth, the 2XL size pushes the boundaries of pleasure. It’s the ultimate choice for collectors and advanced players looking to challenge their limits.
RULE 34: CAT DILDO - 2XL
Circumference near head (rim): 8.75"/22.23cm
Circumference near middle: 13.25"/33.66cm
Circumference near base: 11.5"/29.21cm
Overall length: 15"/38.10cm
Insertable length: 11.75"/29.85cm
Texture: muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding
Strapon Ring Size: N/A
Crafted with Premium Silicone
At Mr. Hankey’s Toys, we are committed to crafting products that are both fun and functional. The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is made from 100% platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, ensuring body-safe use and durability. Whether you’re a collector of whimsical sexual fantasy toys or a connoisseur of fine silicone, this feline-inspired piece is built to impress.
Custom Firmness Options:
40% Soft: For a lifelike, pliable feel.
75% Soft: Balanced for those seeking a playful bounce and structure.
Medium Firm: Perfect for those desiring consistent pressure.
Extra Firm: For bold users looking for an intense experience.
Easy Maintenance for Lasting Fun
Keep your Rule 34: Cat Dildo in top condition with simple care tips:
Use Water-Based Lubricants: Ensure a smooth and seamless glide.
Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every use.
Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium quality.
| SKU | 333767 |
|---|---|
| Main Material | Silicone |
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